slay-z:

satanic2chainz:

nooooooooooooooo

[laughs to keep from crying]

kawaii-aussie:

basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she…

lightningnymph:

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• Give free food to the hungry.
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darlingwanderer:

colouredking:

takealltheseats:

colouredking:

herpes sounds like the name of a greek god

thats because it seriously is 1 letter away

um lol i don’t remember any greek gods named gerpes learn ur history

HERMES YOU ASSHOLE

HERE HE IS WITH HIS DICK AND HIS CROWN AND HIS DAMN CAPE

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

#basically every fangirl ever

dreamwurks:

hacheload:

rosenkristall:

TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE

SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO

SIGNAL BOOST

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. 

We need 5,000,000 signatures

i know there’s enough bloggers out there

hell sign twice using different emails.

grahamsbutt:

omg

lostwiginity:

#let’s be honest #in that moment we were all the cable guy

Tony needs Gary, and Gary needs Tony.

peregrint:

can you imagine elrond as your dad

u would misbehave and all he would have to do is look at you like

sayhiashley:

theamericankid:

Japan gets true love right

My kinda man

A scene between these two superheroes would literally be the best thing ever.

mrg-sroom:

Anyone can have the thigh gap